Dassel
a small town in minnesota filled with drunken pot heads and finnish people who are commonly know as finns. it was rated the #2 town in minnesota. d-ssel was named after some c-cky german dude who ditched this town to go to cali to get laid. now, the people here are either pretty nice, c-nts, or just plain old b-tches. the elderly have a strange obsession with roosters and made a weekend celebration about them. another lovely thing about d-ssel, there are about 47 creeper vans who would love to come and rape you if you’re up to it.
guy 1: hey! where are you from?!
chick: oh i’m from d-ssel!
guy 2: does that mean you’re a pot head wh-r-?
chick: fo sho!!! who wants a threesome?!
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