someone that’s so daft, childish, spineless, and devoid of self-recognition/importance that they will literally, and seemingly unwittingly, falsely incriminate themselves, all while showing no signs of concern, emotion or understanding.
you’d have to be a d-ssey to continue to let your ex be so verbally abusive and manipulative, after you’ve reached a settlement, that she has you convinced that she’s the victim!
the spidey sense feeling you get when someone tries to rip you off andrey tried to sell me some apples at $10 a pound, and at that moment my injewition went off and i haggled him down to $2.
a person who is an emotional wreck but always finds a namit in life to lead her out of the misery. she is such a jiheersha. somebody get her a namit
- safeway sl*t
the only respectable employees working for safeway. they are the studs of the organization and are envied by the other workers due to their dashing good looks and irresistible charm. they are looked up to as gods and are treated like royalty. all other employees are their servants and should do anything they ask them […]
- panty pleasure
when a girl tugs her panties between her p-ssy to create a orgasam. craig : so how was you and the wife’s date night last night? chad : it was rather boring until we got home & found the babysitter keirsten on the couch caught up in a panty pleasure, i developed a instant chubbie […]
- post-work traffic-jam slap
jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work. theres is so much traffic on the i-15. i think i might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.