DAS:shop
das:shop is an infinately huge superstore just outside our universe, it sells eveey product which has ever and will ever be made and is in the form of a collosal, featureless, rectangular white building. the opening ceremony of das:shop is what scientists are calling “the big bang” but was infact just a few galaxy forming fireworks launched by das:shop’s managing director “burning shoes chogie”.
“im off to buy some rubber niples from das:shop, i’ll be back when the universe implodes.”
“you can get it all!, das:shop!….no, really”
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