data monkey
an employee whos job it is to take data from one source (eg sql server) and stick it in another source.
a bit like a dba (database administrator) but without the job prospects.
“hey jim, do you have that excel spreadsheet yet?”
“no pete, the data monkey has only had the jobsheet for 6 days, i’ll have it for christmas…i think.”
one who spends the majority of their time running data and creating useless ppt slides to please the upper echelons of management.
burke is a data monkey when he works on bat.
one whose job requires the use of no more than: (a) two fingers with which to achieve a succession of keystrokes enabling the individual to cut data from one source and simply paste it into another; (b) two brain cells which are mainly used to do google searches and send emails to other data monkeys.
ctrl-c; ctrl-v; ctrl-c; ctrl-v (repeat ad infinitum)
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