data transfer
the act of transfering an arbitrary amount of bodily excrement between two consenting parties, done so by the following series of precise maneuvers.
party a first kneels on the ground, and bends his/her head over to touch the floor so that their -sshole is facing straight up, preferably stretched open.
party b then sits on top of party a, such that the -ssholes of both parties involved are directly aligned. at this point, either or both parties proceed to defocate into each other, the idea being that the fecal “data” is “transfered” from one body to the other, as would actual computer data.
1. erin wants to please ben on his birthday, however she is currently on her period. instead of s-x, however, she decides to open a data transfer between her and dan, so that ben can watch until he is satisfied.
2. when stuarts mother found large smears of warm brown sh-t all over his bedsheets, she realized that her son in fact was into data transfers, just as she and her husband had suspected.
delivering sperm cells into another person’s body through -j-c-l-t–n.
dr. viktrov, the scientist: (unzipping his pants) do you know, natasia, a single sperm contains about 37.5 mb of dna information? this means that the average male -j-c-l-t- would represent a data transfer of approximately 1,587 gb in about 3 seconds.
natasia, the lab -ssistant: (kneeling and taking the chewing gum from her mouth and sticking it to the bottom of the table) that’s a lot of information to swallow, doctor!
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