database clusters
the pathetic excuse tumblr used to justify the excruciatingly long period of time the site was down on 6-7/12/2010.
commonly recognised in the phrase: “we’re working quickly to recover from an issue in one of our database cl-sters. we’re incredibly sorry for the inconvenience.”
1: “how’s you day been?”
2: “refreshing”
1: “why refreshing? did you go for a swim? have a shower? sit under a waterfall?”
2: “no, i sat inside refreshing tumblr all day because of the fc-king database cl-sters”
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