Date Buffer
a date buffer is a friend that you bring along when you hang out with someone that you’re romantically interested in. the purpose of this is to make the excursion seem as if it wasn’t a date, but more of a friendly gathering. in most cases though, the ‘buffer’ is ignored as a third wheel.
however, if you’re not interested in the person, a date buffer can be used so that you don’t send the wrong message.
1) “dude, i wanna go out with that chick again, but i’m a wuss and i don’t wanna go alone. could you be by date buffer?”
2) “that guy’s cool and all, but i don’t really like him like that. just be my date buffer today and i’ll pay for your ticket.”
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