date care
1) when your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it’s his turn according to his baby mama
2) when your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he’s babysitting
going on a date care with my boo cause the dna test claimed that he’s the baby daddy.
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