scrambled smegs
when a dude with a filthy cheesed-ck and a sl-t with a sm-gm- riddled p-ssy have hot, sweaty s-x.
i had cheesed-ck so bad that i decided to go f-ck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. the s-x was hot. the smell was not.
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