Date Gut
when on a first date with a girl, a boy is exceptionally nervous. this anxiety causes pockets of gas to form in the bowel. because of the female presence, expelling the gaseous build up is not a viable option; therefore, the stomach begins to bloat and cramp, causing date gut. but the moment the unsuspecting date is dropped safely at home, the gas is released along with any painful stomach cramps.
went out with carrie last night, and now my b-tt hole hurts — bad case of date gut.
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