date me pls
when you are desperate for a relationship your mind just screams “date me pls” at everyone that looks you in the eye (and then some that don’t).
taylor: wow there are so many attractive people here, i wish i was in a relationship
cutie: hi! i like your shirt
taylor: i like your face
cutie: what
taylor: *internally* date me plssssssssss
cutie: ?
taylor: what
*disappears into the oblivion*
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