Date Stopper
a statement said during a date, usually a first or blind date, that for one of the daters instantly -ssures that there will be no follow up call or second date.
a vegan female asks her blind date, “so, what are some of your hobbies? what do you like to do on the weekends?”
her male date answers, “well, i’m an avid hunter. deer hunting is by far my favorite but i’ll pretty much hunt anything in season.”
the rest of the evening can vary after a date stopper statement, in some cases the date might contiue and end cordially. other cases may end much more drastically, dramaticly and possibly include a very public spectacle!!! either way, it’s usually the last of any communication between the two
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