Date-whammy


when you are asked out by a a friend of the opposite s-x and you -ssume it is just friendly, but as the night goes on it becomes clear that it is actually a date.
i hung out with cedric last night. it wasn’t until he started inching closer and closer on the couch that i realized he’d pulled a date-whammy.”

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