dateline
a take-the-money-and-run online dating agency who cancel your account whenever they feel like it, refuse to answer your e-mails and never refund your money. on-line frauds.
“dateline have just terminated my account, despite the fact i’ve paid for another five months of membership yet, and the snotty f-ckers won’t even answer my e-mails to tell me what is going on”.
“don’t worry. dateline is for russian immigrants trying to claim citizenship by marrying someone in this country, stuck-up b-tches who think only someone with the looks of a film star is good enough for them, and predatory perverts who are only out for what they can get”.
origin: slang name for b-mhole ‘your date’
definition: the line left in your jocks by your date, otherwise known as ‘skidmarks’ is your ‘dateline’
“man, that guys jocks have a bad dateline, i’m glad i’m on this side of it!”
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