datenapping
when you find yourself in a date with someone who bores you to the point that you find yourself asleep with your eyes open.
paige: dang, the guy last night who took me to dinner was such a bore. he caught me datenapping right during the entree.
jill: ya, i always used to suggest movies instead of dinner, in the event the guy was a loser, so i could catch up on my datenaps, especially if i did not get my meetnapping that day at work.
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