dick in the box
a d-ck in the box is a gift you give your sweetheart for any celebration.
ex:(christmas, chanukah, kwanzaa even birthdays)
this is one present your honey will definitely love and enjoy. here’s how you do it:
one: cut a hole in the box
two: stick your junk in that box
three: make her open the box
inspire by the justin timberlake song: “d-ck in the box”
congratulations you now know what to get your darling for those times you forget to get her something.
honey i know it’s our anniversary but if it helps i got you my d-ck in the box!
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