dating Jesus
1. a christian who’s not dating because they are waiting for g-d to reveal their spouse. made popular by the book “i kissed dating goodbye” by joshua harris
2. a christian who’s not dating for one of the following reasons; intensely in love with g-d, fear relationships, fear intimacy, dating is just to much work, socially awkward, etc.
don’t bother asking her out, she’s “dating jesus”.
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