Daub
also known as or refered to as “sweet daub”
v. the act of gently patting your b-tt with toliet paper instead of wiping because it is so sore from wiping in spite of the fact that you have a really high tolerance for pain.
example 1:
i have had the sh-ts all day my -ss is so sore that i cant wipe any more, all i can do is daub it.
example 2:
person 1:i have been puking out of my choclate starfish all week long, its practically bleeding so bad i cant even wipe anymore.
person 2:dude ive been in the situation before all you need to do is sweet daub that sh-t.
example 3:
could be used for hemrhoids as well. in the event of hemrhoid inflamation secure a medicated pad and daub the inflamed area sweetly.
2 more definitions
1. a fat joint that just begs to be smoked.
hey man want to quaff a fat daub after cl-ss?
to wipe the glans of your p-n-s on somebody’s, preferably metal, door handle. best performed in university halls of residence or similar building housing many people.
“she ate his courgette cakes again. he warned her after the last time that she was cruising for a daubing.”
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