Daughter-in-law
a daughter-in-law is the woman your son is married to, she can be a sweet loving young woman who you are proud to admit to your family or she could be the evil witch you wish you could pour water over and she instantly disappears
my oldest son’s wife is my ideal daughter-in-law
my 2nd sons wife is the wicked witch of the west from the wizard of oz p-ss me the bucket of water
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