when you go to a restaurant and you order some grits. and they turn out to be bradners, aka sh-t, that the chef whipped up for ya and then said “hot and fresh from my -ss!” and you thought he was joking. but he wasn’t.
customer: “wow these grits are really good!”
customer 2: “ya, i wonder what they put in them?”
guy walking by -throws up when he sees the grits- “ahhhh!!!! gritzleshritz!!!!!”
- Grizzly Swap
when a girl make-outs with a guy with a dip in. a southern occurance that most redneck couples take part in my girlfriend and i grizzly swapped with mint and wintergreen mixed.
dragon warlord who has masterd the art of witch craft and controls every grendle in a 3 mile radius i ran into a “ganick” and it nearly killed my grendle
almost exclusively demonstrated by muslim women, the garbtooth is inserting one’s cell phone between the head garb and the ear and walking around while talking on the phone. that woman walks around talking on her garbtooth all day long.
- Ghetto Snowcone
a black girl who is sporting a bright, unnatural colored weave or hairdo. i seen la’trice walking down the street today wearing her new green weave. she looked like a ghetto snowcone!
- Dookie Shorts
similar in fashion to “booty shorts”, only shorter. “dang, girl! doze shorts so short i can see the dookie in yo b-tts.” “dad, how many times do i have to tell you not to wear your dookie shorts when i have friends over!?”