the female servant for the adults who are raising her.
how do you keep your house so clean?
my daughter does a pretty good job.
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one of two things created by having s-x without a condom or other form of birth control. the other is a son.
from family guy (after meg got a makeover):
lois: peter, take a look at your daughter!
peter: oh, my g-d, lois, i’m sorry! i-it was 20 years ago, i’d never even heard the word “rubber.”
the child that mom will love until she gets in the way of mom’s life, and dad will love no matter what. though he will fight with her over becoming a woman, wearing clothes that don’t make her look like a shapeless blob, and give every boy the evil eye, even once she marries him.
mom: my daughter, you are my best friend! i love you my (insert dumb nickname here) what? you don’t like my new boyfriend / husband / ‘friend’? go live with your father! you’re just like him! i can’t handle your smart mouth! respect me!
dad: my princess! i love you, but i don’t like your att-tude! daddy loves you so much! go put on your brother’s tee shirt, the one that makes you look like a shapeless blob! no you can’t get married until you’re 40!
term of endearment used to call ones daughter, used in the same context when one refers to their own son as son.
wow, daughter…you really did it this time, i knew you could win the championship!
well, daughter this is your big day, now get out there and sing like you have never sung before and show them how it’s done!
a chaotic comical p-rnogrind band. their latest cd had 10 tracks and clocked in at just 11 minutes. this band is awesome in small doses, but will will give you a serious mindf-ck if listened to for too long.
i dont give a sh-t about wood, im not a chemist!
the single greatest band ever to grace our stinking humankind with their music.
“when daughters stepped on stage, i knew i was going to die.”
word used by dealers or customers wen talkin about a quater (7 grams) of a variety of drugs puff,c-ke etc.
yes g, scott wants a daughter, that cool?
a girl who loves you and is your best friend for most of her life until she one day arbitrarily decides to rip your heart from your chest and throw it in the grinder.
oh that beautiful girl? she used to be my daughter.
in the korean language ddr means public masturbation. “did you hear jimmy got caught ddring in the park?” 59 more definitions dance dance revolution an arcade game based on timing and skill. there are 4 steps and you have to step on each one based on what song is playing and what arrows are shown […]
an adjective to describe the way traditional business men (usually art world) look when dressed up for a meeting, dinner, conference, etc. this is in juxtaposition to younger guys who do similarly important business in a casual, informal way (in jeans, hoodie, hip, etc.) “those old guys at the table across from us are looking […]
man; friend; chum come along, chaps, its time for the m-ss suicide! 42 more definitions used to refer to boys or men. guys. sometimes extended to chappies. it was originally short for chapman. the chaps at the hardware store reckon this is a better brand. b-ttless pants that h-m-s-xual cowboys wear. the cowboy wore chaps […]
- brown scooby
the act of straddling a person’s back, and sliding up and down on them, while defecating. keep layering the feces to form a ‘cake of sh-t.’ congratulations, you have achieved brown. chris: hey, give me a brown scooby right now kyle, you b-tch. kyle: -performs scoobening- 1 more definition the act of sticking your d-ck […]
- brony friendzoni
a fedora-clad neckbeard who believes the friendzone actually exists. he is typically a brony, and jerks off to technicolor cartoon ponies. he also believes white men are more oppressed than ever and feminists (or as he likes to say, femin-z-) are all b-tches and need to shut the h-ll up and go back to the […]