Dauno


dauno is the term we use to describe a musical genius. usually an alien, or superhuman. while a dauno can possess special musical genius, a dauno can also be a total jack-ss.
due to dauno genius, a dauno’s mind can often wander off. this explains the dauno tendency to always be late for gigs. this rare nocturnal species also makes up a language of words to amuse or confuse others. while having an extensive vocabulary, dauno’s tend to cheekily repeat words they like, such as “v-g-n-.”
dauno’s are often prized members of the society in which they live, bringing musical joy to the m-sses, and creating inspiration among their musical peers.
ways this word can be used:

kevin: “that dauno’s a bad -ss b-ss player.”
chuck: “why can’t that dauno stop practicing?”
kevin: “i don’t get it; this must have been written using dauno scales.”

music teacher: “if you practice heaps, you know, ten hours a day, for ten years, you might one day, get dauno chops.”

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