dave matthews bland


n. a sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. sublime’s “santeria”).

adj. of the college bar variety.
this band is so dave matthews bland. we should leave this cr-ppy bar.

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