Dave Wide Drunk


the inability to determine the difference between people who understand and people who do not understand the pressure applied to one’s liver in comparison to the need to demonstrate the ability to remain vertical while supporting a wizards staff constructed of aluminum shame.
that dude is dave wide drunk…2 more beers and he’ll be trying to remember back when he was tamara wide drunk…

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