when you go looking for one fluffy dave x karkat fic and you come back up 8 hours, 18 sm-t fics, 23 long fics, and 3 oneshots later.
moirail: why didn’t you text me back
you: i was in a davekat h-ll feelings jam later okay
- tom johnston sandwich
when two hobos m-st-rb-t- into a subway wraper and take turns eating it man im so hungry i could eat a tom johnston sandwich
- jimmys juice
a fun phrase for alcohol, especially strong alcohol. can also be referred to as “jimmy juice”. scenario 1 mena: why is lily dancing like that? haha. branden: she probably sipped jimmy’s juice mate. scenario 2 erin: why is lily laughing at the wall? mena: she downed that jimmy juice b.
when you expected to p–p but it was only a fart man,i just had to go through a lasham
- tadder salade
its a food made out of potatoes, and pther stuff. its, a southern thing. people call me,’ tadder salade ‘.
- salley south carolina
salley, sc is one big retirement home. a town where people move to die. salley, sc is home to about 450 people and is known for its annual festival, the chitlin strut. the town literally celebrates hog intestines, but in a town so small what else is there to celebrate? welcome to salley, south carolina!