david beckham
the “anna kournikova” of football.
man! teenage girls are bigger fans of david beckham than the people who actually follow football!
a useless person who has out lived his england career.
david beckham’s penalty that went -sky high-
a popular football(soccer) player who once played for manchester united, but now for real madrid
a well known metros-xual
david beckham is the one in red with the bun in his hair.
this man can put a ball on a dime. some say that he’s overrated, but really it’s an unfortunate connotation that comes with playing from the most popular team in the world, manchester united. beckham is a stellar midfielder and it just so happens he’s extremely good looking and married to a former spice girl. give credit where it’s needed.
david beckham did cry and throw up at the world cup this year, but he went home to posh spice and you didn’t.
former midfielder for manchester united, now plays for real madrid.
married to posh spice, then became a full-blown metros-xual. still adored by the j-panese, years after the world cup 2002.
david beckham, the professional athlete/model/metros-xual.
britian’s most sellable face.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.
marries to stop others calling him gay.
a male fan: i lurve david beckham.
(enuff said)
a over rated player/model/metros-xual who gets the world over by his so called “good looks” and changes his hairstyle more often than he scores a penalty
the worst swear you could give a player in football
you play like beckham, man
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