David Blaine

the act of having s-x doggie-style & pulling out (seemingly accidentally) @ which point you allow another male to take over, unknown to the recipient. at this point the first male sneaks out & reappears to the recipient, preferably by waving through a window from the outside.
me & nate pulled a david blaine on jennifer the other night. she totally freaked when she saw me waving through the window! it was awesome!
a time traveling demon.
david blaine: wanna see some magic?
person: no, kriss angel does it better you b-tch…
david blaine: watch…
person: i’m levitating, your making me levitate!
person: what the f?!
(david blaine stares at camera aimlessly)
a peculiar magician who repeatedly performs abnormal stunts. relying on the attention of the public, this creature is ironically, largely ignored. as the public grows increasingly apathetic his stunts become increasingly odd; as though he is some sort of modern “houdini,” but he isn’t, he’s just david blaine
ex: david blaine is standing on a volcano for a week — who cares?
the david blaine is a s-xual position where you are having s-x with a woman from behind and with out her knowing you let your friend slip in. then you go outside and wave at her through the window.
ricks and i love to pull the david blaine on many girls but they usually don’t laugh.
have s-x with your girl in the “doggy style” position in front of a window. on the “out stroke” pull completely out and have a friend (or if your from the south, a relative) fill in for you. hopefully she will never realize the switch. at this point, run outside to the window, stand in front of it and wave at your girl while she is still getting nailed by who she thinks is you.
i david blained that chick and she never knew what happened
david blaine is a 33 year old man born in brooklyn who makes a living doing a whole lot of nothing. this man will do anything for publicity. recent stunts have been standing in a block of ice for 61 hours, standing on top of a 27 meter post for 35 hours, being buried alive, and spending a week inside a water-filled gl-ss sphere at lincoln center in new york where he attempted to hold his breath for 9 minutes. he goes around ny and other major cities showing people his impressive card tricks. there is a rumor that new york city is writing a law stating blaine will not be able to annoy people with his tricks there anymore. rumor has it that he has dated madonna, fiona apple, and josie moran. magician or not, he’s just another guy.
that david blaine treats himself like an organ grinder monkey. he will do anything!
thats when your having doggie style s-x with a girl in front of a window and during intercourse you let your friend take over, the girl not knowing, thats when you run across to the outside of the window and wave at her while your buddy is doing it 😉
i pulled a david blaine at a girl last night, she said woow your good