david doucheovny
someone who uses one liners from californiacation with hopes of tricking people into thinking they’re original.
johnny: revenge is a dish best served with my d-ck.
suzie: what the f-ck did you just say?
johnny: now you’re giving me that look like i just finger-banged your cat
suzie: what the f-ck did you do to my cat?? are you trying to david doucheovny me right now? cuz i’m calling the cops…
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