dealexia
n. a mental afflcition characterized by a patient with so many deals pending that he or she sporadically confuses terms from one deal with terms another deal.
kim: holy bananans! we forgot to wire the deposit for the mcclaren deal, and its due in 5 minutes!
pam: kim, wrong deal! that deposit was for the gomez deal. plus, the mclaren deal will never close.
kim: of course. sorry, my dealexia is flaring up again.
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