david jimenez
david jimenez is the hottest motherf-cker in the game. everybody loves his hair, and them hazel eyes on point. he can be serious when necessary, but wild af too. he will never f-ck your sh-t up and is loyal as f-ck. great -ss kisser, give it a try. also, diugh game? ha! y’all got no chance. plus he got that fendi belt, y’all cant talk.
person that is jealous of david jimenez: man, i wish i could be like david jimenez.
another person that just so happens to be jealous of david jimenez: you’re right.
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