David LaForce
david laforce is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. with his blue ox, marco tanzi, david laforce traveled across young america and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. he dropped his mighty axe, forming the grand canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. he and his friend, huck finn, traveled down the mississippi river and freed the slaves. david laforce singlehandedly caused the 2004 tsunami by waving his locks of chestnut hair in an eastern direction.
that david laforce is one tough son of a b-tch.
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