david peacock
david peac-ck, otherwise just known as dave, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. he is often found saying such phrases as: “i am literally the most handsome man alive” or, “why am i so bad at pulling birds!!?”. when in his natural habitat, a david peac-ck can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. although a lovely person, david peac-ck does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. when communicating, david peac-ck usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or s-xual frustration. if made happy, the peac-ck will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he’ll grab his own scr-t-m and giggle sinisterly to himself
example 1.
girl: i just met a complete david peac-ck}
guy: oh no…
example 2.
angus: why is their such a mess in the sink!?
chris: david peac-ck
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