David Schmitt
pretty much the hottest guy in the world. amazing voice, incredible face. beautiful eyes. david schmitt is s-x. he is the lead singer of breathe carolina, pretty much the most incredible thing ever created.
girl: oh god, david schmitt is so hot. i would totally dump you for him.
guy: not if i do it first.
girl: -gasp-
david schmitt is the lead vocalist of breathe carolina. he’s probably the s-xiest thing to even walk the planet. his voice, hair, eyes, everything about david is god. not to mention he’s extremely funny and irresistible. david can kill you with his hot amazing powers.
girl1: daviesaur i choose you!
-david schmitt emerges from pokeball-
girl2: “oh no!”
girl1: daviesaur use s-xiness!
– opponent is defeated-
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