David Stone


a hybrid activity in a “scat”ergory all it’s own. a cross between a cleveland steamer and a rusty trombone requiring total concentration and exceptional physical dexterity in which one sh-ts on their own chest while giving themselves a bl-wj-b.
wow, that guy just did a david stone. he should try out for the olympics.
a complete d bag that n-body likes. he thinks he is a vital part of his band, but really is just gay.
dude you are such a david stone!

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