David Tapp
a detective in the saw video game who has the astounding ability to search through toilets, walk on gl-ss, solve sh-tty puzzles, kill men in only 3-5 punches, and subsequently be hated by everyone he saves.
truly a character right up there with superman.
jigsaw: holy sh-t. david tapp can punch through walls…
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