david the jew
obsessewd with image and mysp-ce, david the jew is often found playing pool, straightening hair, praising ghds or applying mac make-up.
often seen wearing more foundation than his ex-girlfriend (refered to as the gem-meister), david the jew thinks that he is g-d’s gift to men (the baz-meister) and women.
for some weird reason… people do seem to still like him though.
‘you’ve been straightening your hair for hours… what are you? david the jew?’
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