davisologist
a specialist who studies davis, such as his body, thoughts, and booty. they get paid in happy endings. a davisologist can usually be a male, female, or in some cases, animals.
davis: somethings winkin…
davisologist: wut?
davis: my p-n-s.
davis: by winking i mean getting a b-n-r.
the davisologist told davis to undress and bend over to examine him.
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