Jamesing
a group activity which involves showering a person with s-m-n while they sleep, with a particular focus on the target’s back and neck leaving them with a crispy neck. a male bonding exercise very popular with squaddies.
last night sophie p-ssed out at the party and we gave her a jamesing
to absolutely do nothing or to be unproductive for more than ten hours a day. this includes but is not limited to: sleeping, gaming, thinking about nothing on the bed, taking up sp-ce, and thinking about not jamesing
“a: what are you doing? you have a final tomorrow?!
b:i’m jamesing son… don’t bother me i got this sh-t
a: you sure? you said this last final and you got your -ss f-cked hard…
b: good sh-t good sh-t”
it is when you finger a girl in the club while dancing with her.
yo bro, i just got done jamesing that b-tch, smell
1. to james
an action with anything related to metal, bros, happiness, or weed in it. often accompanied with a props/high five/bro handshake.
2. james
an awesome metalhead who does all of the above daily. can often be seen in english cl-ss headbanging. sadly will never be as good at guitar as haydon. see haydoning.
ben: howdy jacob
jacob: yo man… metal!
ben: don’t even trying jamesing me man.
james: yo man… metal!
ben: ahhhh you’re jamesing me!
james: haha thanks bro my man (props) yo i’m so happy right now (bro hugs), let’s do some weeeed! (highfives).
haydon: hey dude did you listen to bullet for my valentine yet?
james: f-ck off!!!! aghhhh metallllll!!
to gratify one’s self in a lonely, yet dignified manner; and lasting an uneccessary amount of time. this process usually occurs many times in one day, often to soft rock or catchy pop songs.
i don’t have a girlfriend, so i spent all last sat-rday jamesing; almost to the point of dehydration.
a mixture of james from team rocket and koffing.
james and koffing were gay together and created a jamesing
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