dawn suprise
when a man wakes up at the crack of dawn before his spouse or significant other, and proceeds to m-st-rb-t- in front of the girl’s face, and then screaming right before you unleash the holy man seed, giving her a facial for the ages.
“well sandra thought she got the best of me last night by giving me blue b-lls, so this morning i made sure i got up extra early to give her the dawn suprise.”
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