Day Care Cold
day care cold – office colds that keep getting p-ssed around, and which originate with contagious staff whose kids got sick at day care, that petri dish of all office illnesses.
thanks to sick cindy, who takes her kids to day care, i have a day care cold, and i will never really get well. as soon as i get over it, i will catch it again from someone else.
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