Daycare Drunk
someone who constantly needs to be babysat when they drink, almost to the point where you won’t drink with them.
joe: tim wants to go out tonight but he’s so much work to drink with
john: yeah he gets sloppy real quick, f-cking daycare drunk, i don’t want to have to take care of him all night.
tim: lets get wastey
someone that is notorious for getting drunk and forcing others to babysit them
i don’t like to drink with tim, i want to have a good time and not worry about anything…and he’s too much of a daycare drunk.
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