daycare


what goes on at a certain central bergen county high school involving teachers giving answer keys on tests and the constant yelling of “j-zz, waste and d-ld-”
it might snow in detroit, so daycare is cancelled for today.
name given to someone who dates somebody far below the legal age of consent.
guy 1: dude daycare hows it going
guy 2: really guys, cmon you know my name is jonathan south
guy 1: you mean the same one from university of maryland college park
guy 3: how’s the girlfriend when does she get out from pre-school

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