Daylene
noun/mythological creature . a pet-te, caring, lovable pixie woman. a giver of hugs and sincere smiles! insane intuitive powers. a fly catching gypsy. can be found riding an enormous golden retriever through the night if a horse is not to be found. collector of left behind curiosities from wild beasts. brave momma she-wolf b-tterfly being. shepherd of wounded souls. brilliant artist. wishes and golden birds can be found nesting in her curls.
“some guy just asked me if we sell potatoes. i don’t know how to tell him this is an art store.”
“go find daylene, she will shower him with glitter and sweetness and he will melt into a puddle of goo unable to remember why he wanted potatoes in the first place.”
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