Daylight Ninja
dumb -sses that don’t realize ninjas wear black to blend into the night. can also refer to your garden variety dumb -ss. mama mia.
first guy: hey! you wanna go climb that building in ninja costume?
second guy: dude. it’s noon.
ninja hanging from roof: (whispers) daylight ninja.
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