dayzie
dayzie is a self-centered non-loving piece of potato skin. she thinks she is helpful but she isn’t. she thinks only the worst of people and only has few friends that don’t really like her. not even her kids like her. she will not accept you if you are lgbtq+ ever. she is not over protective but she is demanding. she thinks everything is about her and doesn’t care much what you thinks just want everything about her.
taylor”did you see that girl yelling at her kids? she is such a dayzie”
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