dazzle
when a really hot guy/girl smiles at you and you and you get dizzy and start hyperventilating. edward cullen commonly dazzles people simply by accident.
friend: what’s wrong?
me: i just got dazzled
friend: ooooooh…
verb. to charm. may cause hyperventilation if done correctly. if not, ur just like….wow, someone was trying to dazzle me. edward cullen from the world famous bestselling twilight saga by stephenie meyer is famous for dazzleing every girl in his path without realizing it.
me: omg !!!!! that guy so just tried to dazzle me
jenny: are you dazzled?
me: -hyperventilates-
jenny: oh. so he did dazzle you!
the word that was ruined when it was -ssociated with edward cullens face.
b-tch bella: your doing it again
f-ggot edward: what?
b-tch bella: dazzle (ing) me 😉 (in a h-rny tone)
really?!?
a nickname for cocaine
“let’s go snort some dazzle”
something you feel when the word dizzy just ain’t enough — or you don’t speak english very well…
heading home now due to headache/dazzle.
a female version of a doodguy. uggs, huge sungl-sses, chewing gum, and orange tans are exemplary of this type of girl.
this gaggle of dazzles just walked p-ssed me in the student center, all of them on their cell phones arguing with their boyfriends and listening to ipod shuffles.
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