DB Mush
the act of strategically placing your d-ck and b-lls to either side of a woman’s nose while simultaneously mushing the entire package into their face. alternatively, the db mush can be supplemented by using a thrusting motion of the pelvic region to simulate the act of face f-ckin your partner.
(husband) when i pulled up at the crib i strolled in and put the shorties to bed. soon as that sh-t was done i db mushed the b-tch and put her -ss to sleep too!
(wife) i could tell that johnny worked hard today by the way he really laid into me with the db mush. the musty smell of his b-lls lets me know that he is providing for our family.
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