Dirty Keith
when you p-ss on a girl’s chest and then use it as lubrication to t-ttie f-ck her.
last night i had to go to restroom real bad so i just decided to give her a “dirty keith” instead.
s-x act in which a d-ld- is used to penetrate the mouth once it has entered the -n-s or v-g-n-
she loves her man to perform dirty keiths on her because she is a total c-mdump.
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