dbi (douchebag index)
a key socioeconomic indicator of how much a place, person, or group of people have douchebag qualities.
jeff: dude i’m buying real estate here, look at all the hot swimsuit models and the tanned guys with abs
tim: that place has a high dbi (douchebag index)
jeff: what does that mean?
tim: you’re better off living in an igloo next to an active volcano
jeff: but then what if my igloo springs a leak?
tim: you’ll have some lava in the living room big deal. at least you’ll have a low dbi.
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