D’cruz
d’cruz is the name given to one who stumbles about aimlessly in life, with no clear purpose or motive. they are essentially a person that “cruises” along on a predetermined road to failure, bankruptcy and a plethora of stis by the age of thirty.
a d’cruz possesses a fringe that, if fully extended, falls before their feet. the d’cruz will proceed to style and fidget with this fringe between 5 second intervals. this is done on a daily basis to -ssuage the d’cruz’s fear of having an unsatisfactory hairstyle based on popular opinions held by the opposite s-x. an occasional habit doc-mented from a real case suggests that the fringe is placed into the subject’s mouth followed by a brief period of lubrication to achieve an aesthetic sheen.
guy 1: “you see that guy over there?”
guy 2: “yeah. what about him?”
guy 1: “i heard he sucks on his fringe to get his hair shining like that.”
guy 2: “sounds like something a d’cruz would do.”
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